Joke of the Week

I know – it isn’t that funny, but can you do better? Share any jokes you have with us-.


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Thoughtful Thursdays…


  1. Edgar

    My friend is thoughtful because my friend lets me play with him.

    • caxtoncollege

      Thanks for your comment Eddie. Please make sure you only use your first name when online (I took it out for you). Have a great weekend

  2. Adriana

    My friend is kind because she plays with me. She’s kind.

  3. Olivia t

    School is brilliant and I like my teachers.

  4. Marcos

    I think it’s really good

  5. Olivia t

    School is brilliant and my teachers are super.

  6. Kaiyuan 5C

    One time in the car I was wearing new shoes,by accidentally I forgot to get one of the sponges out,I saw it in the car, and I got it out. Suddenly, my friend Jerry shouted to me “You had a crisp inside your shoe, can you give me some?”.

  7. Nichy

    My friend is thoughtful because she always is kind and plays with me

  8. Daniela

    My friend is thoughtful because she always helps and and always when she saw me she asks how I am.

  9. Marcos

    I think my friend is thoughtful because he helps me when I fell

  10. Elena

    Hi have a good day

  11. Alba A

    My friend is thoughtful because when I fall she says are you ok?
    Furthermore, when I do something well she says well done!

    • caxtoncollege

      That’s lovely and have a positive Dojo for using a splendid sentence starter Alba!

  12. Paula

    My friend is thoughtful because she always says good morning to me.

    • caxtoncollege

      Hi – thanks, that is kind and easy to do. It feels so good when someone says hello to me.

  13. Rafa 5A

    My friend is thoughtful because he says hello to me.

  14. Very funny 😂😂😂😂

  15. Jorge 5B

    The pictures are very nice.

  16. Sara

    Hello! Have a good evening,😄

  17. Teresa😜

    Well I have a joke

    𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚘 𝚠𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗
    𝕋𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕊

    𝔸𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖



    I know your joke was not funny but at least you tried to do one, to tried to make us laugh!

    • caxtoncollege

      I love the maths joke. I can’ read the other one on my PC unfortunately.

  18. When someone’s stuff fall on the floor, I always go to there desk and help them. Also when someone in the playground falls I always says are you Ok? Today when my stuff fell on the ground Georgiana B. Helped me pick them up.

  19. I have a joke for you…

    Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

    ( seven ate- eight nine!).

  20. Adrián 5d

    Hahaha 😂

  21. Adrián 5d

    So funny

  22. Niya

    I have a joke,
    What do you call a belt made of clocks ⏰
    A waist of time!!!😅😂🤣

    Have a good day 👍👋

  23. Niya

    Today my friend made me smile 😊 by simply saying hello 👋

    She filled my bucket to the tippy top, I hope someone filled your bucket is well 👍

    • caxtoncollege

      Thanks Niya – it is quite an easy thing to do, but really can have a big impact on how we feel. My bucket is always being filled, thanks Niya.

  24. We have one

  25. My dad is a tomato, he told me to ketchup (catch up), when I don’t he steps as on me and then I am ketchup.

  26. I have a riddle for you.
    There was a man with his horse going on a trip on Friday. He stayed there for 3 days. Then he came back on Friday. How is that possible?

    • caxtoncollege

      Great – a riddle, I love them!!! Do you know the answer? Please post it or even post your own riddle. I’ll make a post for it. Thanks Nicole (PS I’ve worked it out, but not saying…).

  27. Gabriela Y5C

    I have a joke

    Why did the pony get sent to his room?

    He wouldn’t stop horsing around!!!

  28. Tianze

    I think I know because it’s Tuesday.

  29. Olivia L Y5C

    Where do cows go on Friday nights?
    (They go to the moo-vies)

  30. Jennifer F

    This is a joke: there is a dad tomato, a mom tomato and a son tomato, they are all running ya and the son tomato was slow, so the dad steps on him and said “ketchup”.

  31. Tianze

    I have a riddle for you guys, on Friday a man is eating all the food but why on Saturday all the food is full?

  32. Tianze xie


  33. Sara

    I have a joke that I made up by my self!
    There was a girl eating ice-cream with her pink, yellow and brown dogs, what did she say as a joke to her dogs?
    Yum, my favorite pupsicle!
    ( it’s not a riddle)

  34. pablo

    I have a joke for you: why did the kid throw his clock out the window?

    Because he wanted to see time fly!

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